A Certain Pawdicament  
Henry's my name.  Henry Holland.
This is our Pawtobiography.

We begin our story with a little pawdicament my sister Guinness and I got into.

We were up very late one nite, when all the uprights were sleeping. 

We snuck from bed to have a conFURence about a big pawblem.

You see, whenever we went for a ride in the car, there were not enough windows for all of us to put our snouts out. 

This had caused conflict in our happy home, which consists of 5 snouts, twenty paws and our Uprights, of course.


Present at our secret meeting were the three sheepdogs:

Patrick O'Malley, me, Guinness, and the two terriers,  "HT" and Scruffy.